Sunday 27 November 2011

Tax calculator

It is hard that i am paying tax %*!)k the taxman!! but this is something that i have developed and found useful for calculating your net pay given the current tax guide in Kenya.


Here it is;


https://docs.google.com/open?id=0Bzv0IbVYDutrZGVlOGVmZDYtMGU3Ni00M2M4LTljMTAtNjNjYWFkYmFjNTg1&hl=en_US

Monday 21 November 2011

TYPES OF PROJECT MANAGERS





If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you. - dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! - messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all! - suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I'll get in your way. - project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. - project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you'll get your way. - pragmatic project manager

If we get in each other's way, who will get killed? - An utterly confused manager

Kill me, it's the only way. - every project manager to date.