Construction Converters

for the guys working with Contractors: Here are some of the basic Construction converters one may need.
You can download it HERE

Tax calculator

It is hard that i am paying tax %*!)k the taxman!! but this is something that i have developed and found useful for calculating your net pay given the current tax guide in Kenya.


Here it is;


https://docs.google.com/open?id=0Bzv0IbVYDutrZGVlOGVmZDYtMGU3Ni00M2M4LTljMTAtNjNjYWFkYmFjNTg1&hl=en_US

TYPES OF PROJECT MANAGERS

If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project manager If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.) If get kill in will way I you. - dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager I am the way! Kill me if you can! - messianic project manager Get away, I'll kill us all! - suicidal project manager If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - thoughtful but ineffective project manager If I kill you I'll get in your way. - project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - project manager from New York I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. - project manager who is about to get in big trouble If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager If I kill me, you'll get your way. - pragmatic project manager If we get in each other's way, who will get killed? - An utterly confused manager Kill me, it's the only way. - every project manager to date.

Open Your Truly Eyes

If you look into the mirror and open your eyes
you'll see each day your smile dies
cause with each day you begin to see
that life isn't what its meant to be

we're killing and cheating, lying and stealing
cursing, drinking, smoking, beating
if this was what life was intended to be
we'd all have black wings on the back of thee

If life were meant to be this way
the world would be black and the trees wouldn't sway
the wind would not caress our cheeks
we wouldn't have duties throughout each week

but here we are, killing our souls
partying, mating, diminishing what's whole
we have to much fun poisoning our skins
although we understand its the only one we live in

maybe if we could open our eyes
so many innocent people wouldn't die
drunk driving, suicide, all these tragedies
should be enough for us to see

if we open our eyes to all these facts
look back and see all the wrong chosen paths
we can make our life what its meant to be
when you can look in the mirror and be happy